sábado, 11 de febrero de 2012

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up:

@ PRISON You spend most of your Time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK You spend most of your Time in an 6X6 cubicle

@ PRISON You get three meals a Day, fully paid for

@ WORK You get a break for one meal and You have to pay for it

@ PRISON For good behavior, You get time off

@ WORK For good behavior, You get more work

@ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks All the doors for you

@ WORK You must carry a security card And open all the doors yourself

@ PRISON You can watch TV And play games

@ WORK You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

@ PRISON You get your own toilet

@ WORK You have to share the toilet with People who pee on the seat

@ PRISON They allow your family And friends to visit

@ WORK You aren't even supposed to speak To your family

@ PRISON All expenses are paid by the Taxpayers with no Work required

@ WORK You must pay all your expenses to go To work, and they deduct taxes from Your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON You spend most of your life inside Bars wanting to get out

@ WORK You spend most of your time wanting To get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK They're called 'managers'

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO.

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